American Suck Countdown : Paris Hilton Sucks

This week, it’s a tool-shed full of high-calorie, head-shaving, world-polluting, shoe-sniffing, war-denying, stewardess-banging, self-deluding suck action! Pow! Biff! Forget the top 10, we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel to bring you the worst of the worst with American Suck Countdown.